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    Question What Would Batman do if....


    What would Batman do if the death penalty was legal in Gotham City?

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    He would show up at the executionars place and steal the convicted felon with a smoke bomb and then he would bring him to the cops.
    and that goes in a circle untill he looks in the mirror and looks at himself, thinking;

    "what am I doing with my life.... Is this justice? Am I helping people or just trying to help...myself?
    mom.....dad.. why did you leave me so soon. why did I have to drown so many years forgetting the horrible sight of you dieing..
    Robin... where are you....you never showed up in my new movies although I clearly couldnt handle it myself...
    its all pure luck. based on nothing.
    God, are you there? Is this what you wanted?!"

    *Batman puts off his mask and throws it on the ground*

    " IM A FRIGGIN BAT. IS THIS CHILDISH PERSONA OF MINE MY LIFELONG DETERMINATION?!
    please god, show me....the way..."


    *batman loses interest in the mirror and walks to his wine cabinet and pours himself a drink.. then he puts a suicide pill in there...stares at it, and throws it away*

    Eventually after a big depresion thinking over whats justice or not, he goes to the police station and murders every single police officer there, then with their blood he paints on the walls: "What is justice?!"

    Then he quits crime fighting and looks for a serious relationship with a common housewife. he grows a family and eventually turns out to be making vines on the internet for peoples entertainment.



    evil neko since '91

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    NOPROBLEM Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Veryl View Post
    Robin... where are you....you never showed up in my new movies although I clearly couldnt handle it myself...
    jason gordon levitt was robin in dark knight rises

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOPROBLEM View Post
    jason gordon levitt was robin in dark knight rises
    oh ur right, I completely forgot about that guy. lol
    evil neko since '91

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    Probably the same thing he does every night, regardless of the image that is placed upon him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibelheim View Post
    Probably the same thing he does every night, regardless of the image that is placed upon him.
    masturbate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOPROBLEM View Post
    masturbate?
    Damn right. Nothing feels better than busting out a few knuckle children before Joker and Two-Face blow up a few banks and kill half the city.
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    Let the cops handle it.

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